Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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