please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
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So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
false alarm. still invincible.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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