I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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