we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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