I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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