She's JV to your varsity
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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