Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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