i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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