WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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