Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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