and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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