We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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