We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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