um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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