Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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