I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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