You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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