I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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