WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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