Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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