Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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