If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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