i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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