So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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