Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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