i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
There are leaves in my underwear?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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