Apparently you make a good broom.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
