I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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