weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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