why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
