That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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