The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My cat gives me a boner
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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