At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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