D3 body, D1 cock
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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