You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I will be naked everywhere
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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