I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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