Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you win again, gameday.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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