you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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