At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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