is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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