question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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