i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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