so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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