That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I supernannyed him into submission
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
