why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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