And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
