i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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