I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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