found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Randomize
