Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
not ubering you a puppy
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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