Come see our sink grown plant.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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