In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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