It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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