I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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