Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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