I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
