But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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