So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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